Founders list — open · drops oct 2026

Taste of Chaos.

A small-batch canned tea brand from the Dam Rodents universe. Three flavors. Real green tea. Zero alcohol. Zero rules. The first 1,000 cans go to founders only.

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● Real Tea ● Clean Energy ● Focus ● Good Vibes
Skunky Brew flavor lineup: Midnight Matcha, Emerald Funk, Psycho Passion
The flavor lineup

Three flavors.
One first drop.

Founders vote on which one ships first. The other two follow within 60 days.

Midnight Matcha can
Real green tea · Matcha

Midnight Matcha

Japanese matcha + cream soda undertones. The one that hits at 11pm and somehow still lets you sleep.

★ 0 founder votes
Emerald Funk can
Real green tea · Citrus

Emerald Funk

Green tea with a smooth kick of citrus. Tastes like a Friday afternoon when nothing's gone wrong yet.

★ 0 founder votes
Psycho Passion can
Real green tea · Passionfruit

Psycho Passion

Tropical passionfruit on a green tea base. Natural energy with a bad attitude.

★ 0 founder votes

Want to vote? Get on the founders list. Vote opens in month 4.

What's actually in the can

The molecules
of Skunky Brew.

Real green tea base. Real ingredients. We just gave them better names.

L-Focusine
Mental clarity

L-theanine + a few friends. Smooths the caffeine spike so you focus instead of vibrate.

Tea-Mune Complex
Sustained energy

The natural antioxidants in green tea, doing what they've been doing for 1,200 years.

Chaosylate
Motivation booster

Turns the chaos into something useful. Or at least into a productive afternoon.

Vibeosine
Mood elevator

Good vibes, technically. We don't need to over-explain it.

"When you're feelin' blew, crack open a can of Skunky Brew."

Built for the unhinged few

For when water is
too well-behaved.

Skunky Brew street party Drink up. Rise up.
Founder at desk She built different.
Executive served the can Prepare. Disrupt. Win.
Skunky Brew chemistry class Master the chaos.
Skunky Brew fan tribe Stay Skunky.
Where it came from

A fake drink
walks into a real factory.

Two books in, the readers wouldn't stop asking. Skunky has been holding the same can across two covers and a coloring book — and somewhere along the way it stopped being a joke and started being a question.

So we made it real. Real green tea base. Three flavors voted on by the people who got here first. Zero alcohol, despite what the cartoon says.

We're starting with 1,000 cans. Not because we can't make more — because the people who get the first 1,000 should know they were here first. After that, we'll see what we're working with.

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The list

Be one of 1,000.

Founders get first access to the first 1,000 cans, vote on the launch flavor, and lock in $24/4-pack pricing forever. We'll close the list at 3,000 names. After that, you wait with everyone else.

Currently REPLACE_WITH_COUNT founders deep · REPLACE_WITH_REMAINING spots left
$24
per 4-pack · locked forever
  • First crack at the 1,000-can drop
  • Founder flavor vote
  • Permanent discount on every batch
  • Numbered founder card with first order
Public launch price
$28
per 4-pack · post-drop
  • Available October 2026
  • Subject to inventory
  • No flavor vote
Single can
$8
single tall · 16 fl oz
  • Try-it-before-you-commit
  • Available at drop only
Questions you have already

FAQ before you ask.

When does it ship?

First drop is October 2026. Founders get access 24–48 hours before public sale. Signing up commits you to nothing.

Is there alcohol in it?

No. The cartoon Skunky Brew is 75.5% ABV. The real Skunky Brew is 0%. Same energy, none of the consequences.

What flavor is the first drop?

Founders decide. The vote opens in month 4 to everyone on the founders list. The other two flavors follow within 60 days of the first drop.

What does "founder" mean?

First 3,000 emails on the list. You vote on the launch flavor, get the first 1,000 cans before public sale, and lock in $24/4-pack pricing forever — every batch, no expiration. Plus a numbered founder card in your first shipment.

Will you ship outside the US?

First batch: US-only. Once we know what shipping a heavy liquid actually costs, we'll open up.

Is this connected to Dam Rodents?

Yes — Skunky Brew is the spinoff beverage brand from the Dam Rodents universe. The books and merch live at damrodents.com. The tea lives here.

Can I invest?

Not yet. If we open it up, founders list members hear first. Get on the list.

Don't miss
the first sip.

One thousand cans. One first wave. After that, you're in line.

Reserve my can